EVERY ORDER.
TAKEN.
PERFECTLY.
AI phone systems built for takeaways, collection and food delivery. Every call answered, every order captured correctly, straight to your kitchen — even on a Friday night.
Knows your menu. Knows your allergens. Never gets it wrong.
From £1.76 an hour to run your front of house, 24/7.
Takes 30 minutes. No obligation.
Talk to the agent now.
It's built to show you what the AI can actually do. Ask it anything. Test its memory, its tone, its ability to follow a conversation. You'll hear exactly why businesses need it.
Dial in. Start a conversation. See how it handles you.
Every missed call is a missed order.
Friday at 7pm. Your kitchen is slammed, your phone is ringing off the hook, and the staff member taking orders is also packing bags and chasing drivers.
Calls get missed. Orders get muddled. The wrong sauce goes in the bag. A hungry customer rings the place down the road instead.
Most takeaways lose 0–40% of inbound orders to engaged tones, mistakes and chaos at peak time — every single one a paying customer that won't be coming back.
Jonny The AI Guy fixes that. Permanently.
Your entire front of house. Answered, 24/7.
Every Order Answered
Friday night rush, Sunday lunch, 2am cravings — every call picked up in seconds. No engaged tone. No lost orders.
Never Get An Order Wrong
It knows your full menu, your sides, your allergens and your dietary options. Orders captured perfectly, every time.
Straight To The Kitchen
Orders sent straight through to your kitchen, EPOS, WhatsApp or email — with a payment link if you need one.
Reviews On Autopilot
Every customer chased for a Google review after their order. Your rating builds itself while you cook.
It runs your phones. It takes your orders. It chases your reviews. You focus on the food.
"No missed calls. No wrong orders. No lost customers."
One package. No surprises.
Most takeaways are open about 50 hours a week. That's just £0.00 an hour to run your entire front of house — around the clock.
The Complete System
£0 setup + £0/month
- AI voice agent — answers every call 24/7
- Trained on your full menu, sides & allergens
- Orders sent to kitchen, EPOS, WhatsApp or email
- Automatic payment links for card-not-present orders
- Collection & delivery slot booking
- SMS & WhatsApp order confirmations
- Automated Google review requests
- Dedicated UK phone number
- Personal setup and ongoing support
Free demo available. No obligation.
Jonny The AI Guy.
I've spent my career in business. When I saw what AI phone systems could do for busy kitchens — the orders they were catching, the chaos they were taking off the counter, the hours they were giving back to owners — I knew this had to exist at a price real takeaways could afford.
This isn't a corporate product sold by a faceless company. It's a specialist service, set up personally for your menu, supported personally, and guaranteed to perform.
If you're not happy, I'll make it right. That's a promise.
Personal Service. Specialist Knowledge. Guaranteed.
If you're not happy, I'll make it right.
Every system I install comes with a personal guarantee. If it doesn't take orders cleanly, doesn't fit your kitchen flow, or doesn't perform as described — I fix it. No quibbling. No small print.
My 3-Month Money-Back Promise
If you don't see clear value within the first 3 months, I will refund your full £999 setup fee — no questions asked.
Ready to stop
missing orders?
No obligation. No hard sell. Just an honest conversation.
Can't reach me by phone?
I'm often on calls or installing systems in kitchens. Drop me a message on WhatsApp and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm free — usually within the hour.
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